This whole return to civilisation has been rather uncivilised! Now even further removed from civilisation, one is bereft of basic necessacities ...yes you guessed it...internet! So till this is resolved...... Adieu.
word of the day: schadenfreud
Tuesday, November 27
Wednesday, November 14
Office Se# and other creativity :-)
Back from the break.. look at the alternative uses of .... (Yes this is not original... for the original post click through to typepad)
3. Against a filing cabinet. It might be noisy and it's possible that at least one of you will end up with handle marks imprinted in your buttocks; on the other hand, a naked break-dancing civil servant might jump out of the cabinet mid-way through, making the whole escapade less private but potentially more exciting, if you like that sort of thing."
....yes..right.... prevents carpet burns too ;-)
Wednesday, November 7
The world s weirdest cases - Times Online
The world s weirdest cases - Times Online
The Law is an ASS! Dont believe it? Hear this..
.....In 2005, the Massachusetts Appeals Court was asked to rule on when a sexual technique was dangerous. Early one morning, a man and woman in a long-term relationship were engaged in consensual intercourse. During the passionate event, and, without the man’s consent, the woman suddenly manoeuvred herself in a way that caused him to suffer a penile fracture. Emergency surgery was required. The court ruled that while “reckless” sexual conduct may be actionable, “merely negligent” conduct was not. It dismissed the man’s case.
Unless of course if you are an unmarried woman parachuting in Florida on a sundayin which case its the slammer for you!
Of course if the same woman came to Liverpool, it would be Ok for her to be topless (Yay!!)but only if she was clerk in a tropical fish shop!
Enough said... Happy Diwali all
Cheers
The Law is an ASS! Dont believe it? Hear this..
.....In 2005, the Massachusetts Appeals Court was asked to rule on when a sexual technique was dangerous. Early one morning, a man and woman in a long-term relationship were engaged in consensual intercourse. During the passionate event, and, without the man’s consent, the woman suddenly manoeuvred herself in a way that caused him to suffer a penile fracture. Emergency surgery was required. The court ruled that while “reckless” sexual conduct may be actionable, “merely negligent” conduct was not. It dismissed the man’s case.
Unless of course if you are an unmarried woman parachuting in Florida on a sundayin which case its the slammer for you!
Of course if the same woman came to Liverpool, it would be Ok for her to be topless (Yay!!)but only if she was clerk in a tropical fish shop!
Enough said... Happy Diwali all
Cheers
Saturday, November 3
Airline Bans Sex on Flights | Weird Asia News
Airline Bans Sex on Flights | Weird Asia News
Well here's the question - What if you do? Do they throw you out? (Ha ha!) of the double beds? Restrict the champagne? or worse - Downgrade to coach! Really ..what is the point of a double bed in the sky if not.....
However, if you are an Indian woman, as per India today's recent sex survey, the SingAir's double bed rule is just the thing to keep the amorous bloke at bay (somewhat) ;-). While one can get the blurb at the india-today website - its a subscriber only access...
In unrelated information section - "Chesticles" (Yes this one comes from El reg again) are never going out of style and the second most sought after job is still going to be that of the measuring boy at the Indian "blouse" tailors (a custom made one is required for donning the Sari). As evidenced by the ourtage generated when a barmaid from Oz was fined several AU$$$ for crushing beer cans between her generous bulgarian airbags and hanging spoons from a "co-worker's" ........
Enjoy!
Well here's the question - What if you do? Do they throw you out? (Ha ha!) of the double beds? Restrict the champagne? or worse - Downgrade to coach! Really ..what is the point of a double bed in the sky if not.....
However, if you are an Indian woman, as per India today's recent sex survey, the SingAir's double bed rule is just the thing to keep the amorous bloke at bay (somewhat) ;-). While one can get the blurb at the india-today website - its a subscriber only access...
In unrelated information section - "Chesticles" (Yes this one comes from El reg again) are never going out of style and the second most sought after job is still going to be that of the measuring boy at the Indian "blouse" tailors (a custom made one is required for donning the Sari). As evidenced by the ourtage generated when a barmaid from Oz was fined several AU$$$ for crushing beer cans between her generous bulgarian airbags and hanging spoons from a "co-worker's" ........
Enjoy!
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