don't Work, Have Sex Urges Governor
These are the headlines from DNA.. a budding tabloid from worlds 2nd most populous country and both point to the-nation-that-built-the-father-of-all-bombs. Evidently the population (and the demographics) are equally bombed leading to a bit of rejoicing in this part of the world.....read on for explanation. This rant has two parts.. part one is synopsis-commentary.
"Indian men promise to be the ideal spouses for Russian women. Russian men are prone to high death rate owing largely to unhealthy lifestyles."
Now this would imply that Ruskies live it up while Indians lead "healthy lifestyles" which would further imply - will live long (and boring lives) and you cannot change them without an expensive divorce when you get bored. Incidentally, the researcher in question thinks that
“The import of eligible bachelors from India is my big geopolitical idea,”
Yoohoo! Mail order brides from Thailand ..suck on this!!!! It gets better.. she states that this is the only salvation for the catastrophic demographic problem facing Russia (they have far too many hot women - please send some over...puhleeeze!) in a book titled "A Taste of India". Welcome to the 21st Century.
And the reason for such astonishing "compatibility" (other than the fact that the Russians are hot - check out any tennis tournament to verify - Sharapova is Russian) is , yes believe it or not, Language. "............many similarities between Sanskrit and modern Russian vocabularies". Right, only problem is finding Sanskrit speaking Indian men.
"Arbatova’s book was on the bestseller list in summer. Britain’s International Biographical Centre of Cambridge has awarded her its 20th Century Outstanding Achievement gold medal". Rejoice you club of 69 (or worse if you are in Haryana / Punjab/Gujjuland).. salvation is migration!
On a related note, (from some place called ULYANOVSK) : The governor urges couples to skip work and make love instead....!!!!. We have elections coming up.. this dude would hands down agains any opponent... notwithstanding the language issue (which is apparently not a problem - see above) - He is even awarding a free house to anyone producing a brat exactly nine months down the line!!!! Local post office is chipping in by offering free postage for people to write love letters... exactly how that's going to help the governer's campaign is anyones guess.
So, we have a population problem in Russia i.e. more women than men. We have a reverse problem in India. Cooperation is nothing new for Indo-Russian relations, we have co produced the Brahmos and are enroute to produce more. Perfect Solution: Send Sanskrit speaking lot over to Russia - I even have a list: Praveen Togadia, M M Joshi, Ahsok Singhal, Narendra Modi....... we will even pay industrial quantities of greenbacks keep this lot, just dont let them near any nukes or father-of-all-bombs.
For those (including you Mr.Chef) who are sniggering at the prospect of Ulyanovsk(ian) women - do browse to (31, School Teacher, 5'6", Likes Skiing........)
DISCLAIMER: You click the photo / link entirely at your own risk - I have merely pulled this off google for purposes of demonstration ONLY!
Rigtht then, cheers all, I am off to book a flight to Ulyanovsk (wonder what that means in Sanskrit?)
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That woman is U-G-L-E-E.
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You, my friend, need a refresher course in English (the language not the people) before you can be loose let near anyone (let alone a woman).
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