Now that I have your undivided attention, (regardless: do read the column above - i am sure it has many interesting tips) Please do not give up high heels - it is highly becoming of young women to wear these - the effect is akin to taj mahal and moonlight ... rest is a small price to pay for spreading joy and cheer to the mankind.
On an unrelated note, several of you have been trying to "blow" some life into the dying embers of "laptops" ... assuming the "power cord" has, by now, seen the "insides of a power socket", this is something additional to "perk up" the "dead batteries"
http://lifehacker.com/software/batteries/revive-a-dead-laptop-battery-in-the-freezer-308225.php
or watch here
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On a totally unrelated note...to alleviate suffering induced by a wayward (visiting) elder (aunts and the like)
Equipment required
1# nos large elder (mum or aunt)
1#nos. Measuring tape.
Some alcohol - this is necessary in case the scheme backfires.
Details of the experiment are here .... guaranteed to throw a scare
While the research was more relevant to Finnnish women, (I know one and they couldnt be more worng), I am sure can be applied to other mothers as well. Aftereffects of such an experiment include daughter-induced-worry which often results in the daughter being left alone (to "thaw and revive" said "laptop" and / or "batteries")
Footnote: Wonderful things these quotation marks... dont you think?
Enjoy!
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