Cats and Scratch....

All you blokes out there.. here's another insight into the "feline" mind... Beware of .-----fill in the blanks--- who describe themselves as "cats".. Watch below for explanation ;-)



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Confucius Says....

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Women s panties threaten Burmese Junta | The Register

Women s panties threaten Burmese Junta | The Register

While I am busy settling into the new setup (yes its tough.. day 2 I am expected at work at 1300 hrs.. oh the torture!!).. I feel dutybound to report this missive from El Reg. And C, please note the ingenuity of the protest..THIS is what one is supposed to do when miffed (in a non-imposing sort of way ;-))

More when I am back at 5..

Cheers All

you do not need a parachute to skydive. you only need a parachute to skydive twice!

and on a related note...

Sex is not the answer. sex is the question. "yes" is the answer.

Therefore

i think sex is better than logic, but i can't prove it.

Which I why one says

i don't mind going nowhere, as long as it's an interesting path

So

cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. in other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat (or themselves).

but

if you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late

And.. (this is copied straight from somewhere else)



i've learned - that no matter how much i care, some people are just assholes.

i've learned - that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

i've learned - that it's not what you have in your life but how much you have in your bank accounts.

i've learned - that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. after that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

i've learned - that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up that you think.

i've learned - that it's taking me a long time to sleep with the person i want.

i've learned - you should always leave loved ones with loving words. you may need to borrow money.

i've learned - that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

i've learned - that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

i've learned - that either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication.

i've learned - that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

i've learned - that heroes are the people who do whoever has to be done when they need to be done, regardless of the morning after.

i've learned - that money is a great substitute for character.

i've learned - that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

i've learned - that true friendship continues to grow, until you get your stuff back in the mail with no note.

i've learned - that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean you can't take advantage of them when they're passed out and naked in your bed.

i've learned - that maturity is a magazine for old fucks.

But, come to think of it, the reverse is also true.....


Enjoy!

Woman seeks rich husband, banker says crappy deal | Oddly Enough | Reuters

Woman seeks rich husband, banker says crappy deal | Oddly Enough | Reuters

That bit later.. but before that a short but wonderfully bizarre study on expletives..

Sample

Try reading-

red blue green blue green red

Easy. But this is much, much, harder:

red blue green blue green red

The reason is that, among literate adults (except some people I know who can neither be defined as literate nor qualify as adults), reading a word is such an over-learned skill that it has become mandatory: You can't will the process "off," even when you don't want to read the words but only pay attention to the ink. That's why you're helped along when the experimenters arrange the ink into a word that also names its color and slowed down when they arrange it into a name for a different color. A similar thing happens with spoken words as well.

Now try naming the color of the ink in each of these words:

cunt shit fuck tits piss asshole

Full details are in the article

why we curse... What the F***? by Steven Pinker

really????!?!? I think our cricketers do it much better..

On an unrelated note, and this one is pretty good, here's a tip for gold diggers (especially self-diagnosed pretty women), Honesty is NOT the best policy! For detailed financial analysis, refer to main link..

Cheers!

Delving into the female mind (sic)....

Looks lovely dosent it? The beauty! The muscle, the definition, the body! and just look at the add ons .....

• The Nissan Skyline GT-R (This one is a ScanSpecII one of only 4 In The World) made many more exotic rivals look a bit silly.
• What is Scan Spec II - This is a upgrade/branding dirivative of VSpecII - Scan Spec where our Boss Mr. Shelley Raja has "souped" up / "Overclocked" the cars to his own spec in partnership with RB Motorsport, and, like our Overclocked PC's is a Scan Company association.
• Here is a Supercar that could seat four in comfort, was blessed with a large boot and good reliability, yet could still lap the Nurburgring quicker than a Lamborghini Diablo.
• Four-wheel drive and four-wheel steering are just part of the equation.
• The R34 GT-R V-Spec (ScanSpecII) modified to approx 420BHp. Stage 1

480bhp... thats the power equivalent of 8 Suzuki Swifts'!

Lovely, so why is the bloke selling it?
I quote "Reason for Selling: Purchased without proper consent from the wife. Apparently "do whatever the F**K you want" does not mean what I thought."

Well, I am off for the evening pint. And to all you married / girlfriended Boy-racers, All the Best!

Tips to Avoid Foot Pain From High Heels

Tips to Avoid Foot Pain From High Heels

Now that I have your undivided attention, (regardless: do read the column above - i am sure it has many interesting tips) Please do not give up high heels - it is highly becoming of young women to wear these - the effect is akin to taj mahal and moonlight ... rest is a small price to pay for spreading joy and cheer to the mankind.

On an unrelated note, several of you have been trying to "blow" some life into the dying embers of "laptops" ... assuming the "power cord" has, by now, seen the "insides of a power socket", this is something additional to "perk up" the "dead batteries"

http://lifehacker.com/software/batteries/revive-a-dead-laptop-battery-in-the-freezer-308225.php

or watch here

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On a totally unrelated note...to alleviate suffering induced by a wayward (visiting) elder (aunts and the like)

Equipment required
1# nos large elder (mum or aunt)
1#nos. Measuring tape.
Some alcohol - this is necessary in case the scheme backfires.

Details of the experiment are here .... guaranteed to throw a scare

While the research was more relevant to Finnnish women, (I know one and they couldnt be more worng), I am sure can be applied to other mothers as well. Aftereffects of such an experiment include daughter-induced-worry which often results in the daughter being left alone (to "thaw and revive" said "laptop" and / or "batteries")

Footnote: Wonderful things these quotation marks... dont you think?

Enjoy!

He’s Happier, She’s Less So - New York Times

He’s Happier, She’s Less So - New York Times

Now this would come as a surprise to all (to me certainly) - while I have observed that women sometimes look stressed (nagging etc notwithstanding), I always assumed that women were happier! The whole game being lopsidedly biased in their favour... evidently not so. Even in pleasure seeking activities i.e. Bar some 6% of the time... your date/girlfriend/significant other...dosent like it. Books... some 10% of the time activity was decidedly unplesant?!?!? Visiting or hosting friends some 19% (or one in 5 times) found the activity unplesant! Computer use...13%.... TV/Video 21% (will watch 5 shows/movies and will absolutely hate at least one - namely Blood Diamond/Bourne Supremacy) ..and so on. Side question: Why do it in the first place??

This is a total mystery - however if the research results are true..that would explain a lot of frost which one need not have taken personally ;-) or may be there should be another research conducted which explores what men and women find doing unplesant ...together :-)
Alternatively..accept grief (being given) - it will be dished out not because you did something (this is true say 75% of the time - this will be implied) but its merely the law of nature.

Cheers all!

p.s. Keep a record and do your own research.. might turn up interesting results ;-)

p.p.s My dear SWF's do note the right column.. but PLEASE dont take it seriously :-)

p.p.p.s On a completely unrelated note (sic) - a digital proposal-with-ring box. Yes.. welcome to romance in the 21st Century!

Shape: The Horny Remover | Weird Asia News

Shape: The Horny Remover | Weird Asia News

As useful things go, this is probably not high on the priority list, but could be useful in ackward situations. lets see... Office Christmas Party, too much of fine corporate (read free) bubbly and suddenly the office geek (male/female) starts to look extremely hot! Feel you may let yourself go? Have no fear..reach for you personal "Horny remover" and rest safe in the knowledge you will not wake up next to E.T. the next morning.
Enjoy!