you do not need a parachute to skydive. you only need a parachute to skydive twice!

and on a related note...

Sex is not the answer. sex is the question. "yes" is the answer.

Therefore

i think sex is better than logic, but i can't prove it.

Which I why one says

i don't mind going nowhere, as long as it's an interesting path

So

cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. in other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat (or themselves).

but

if you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late

And.. (this is copied straight from somewhere else)



i've learned - that no matter how much i care, some people are just assholes.

i've learned - that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

i've learned - that it's not what you have in your life but how much you have in your bank accounts.

i've learned - that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. after that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

i've learned - that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up that you think.

i've learned - that it's taking me a long time to sleep with the person i want.

i've learned - you should always leave loved ones with loving words. you may need to borrow money.

i've learned - that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

i've learned - that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

i've learned - that either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication.

i've learned - that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

i've learned - that heroes are the people who do whoever has to be done when they need to be done, regardless of the morning after.

i've learned - that money is a great substitute for character.

i've learned - that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

i've learned - that true friendship continues to grow, until you get your stuff back in the mail with no note.

i've learned - that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean you can't take advantage of them when they're passed out and naked in your bed.

i've learned - that maturity is a magazine for old fucks.

But, come to think of it, the reverse is also true.....


Enjoy!