Office Se# and other creativity :-)

Back from the break.. look at the alternative uses of .... (Yes this is not original... for the original post click through to typepad)

3. Against a filing cabinet. It might be noisy and it's possible that at least one of you will end up with handle marks imprinted in your buttocks; on the other hand, a naked break-dancing civil servant might jump out of the cabinet mid-way through, making the whole escapade less private but potentially more exciting, if you like that sort of thing."

....yes..right.... prevents carpet burns too ;-)