rough guide to...
And for evaluation purposed....
What You Are Really Doing ........
...while I go research the Alternative Hypothesis
And as a bonus, from the Shazia Mirza Weekly column.....
I have decided to have my garden done. My friend Christine recommended a man called Bob, who comes over
to do odd jobs such as turning my mattress, hanging up mirrors and cleaning my taps. Bob has been round three times now and I suspect he likes either me or my house. I don’t know anything about men. A man could rip my clothes off and sit on my face and I’d think – why’s he doing that? Bob is actually quite pleasant. I feel safe despite the large skull-and-crossbones tattoo across his neck.
Recently he's started to call me with meaningless stories about garden brochures and his van's MOT. It's not so much the brochures and the van that worry me, but the lingering looks he gives me when I walk downstairs in my fleece jogging bottoms and 10am shadow. I'm thinking I should dress like this more often.
I wish I could read the signals people send when they like each other. My antennae
are dormant. When I like someone, I just stare at them, follow them home and sit in my car looking up at their window all night.
Bob was round last week and my alarm clock went off. My parents bought me this clock from Bahrain. The alarm sound is the Muslim prayer call. As it went off he looked frightened and disturbed and asked where I'd got it from. I said, "Argos." He quickly gathered his tools and said, "I've got to be off now."
I haven't heard from Bob since. I think he's gone off to redefine the peace process in the Middle East.
The rest can be found here.. http://www.newstatesman.com/columns/shazias-weekHave a nice weekend you all (yes all you three...)
Cheers
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