Printer Ink, Blood and other economies...
Life is becoming expensive .. this has been the perpetual grouse of all between the ages of 25 and 95 (on either side of that spectrum, presumably people arent really capable of cynical thought - hence excluded). Just how expensive, Gizmodo enlightens us... According to them, HP's printer ink cartridges are topping the charts. Now what makes OEM printer ink such an expensive commodity? I wopuld argue that it isnt that ink is expensive, the other more important stuff is cheap! Blood... cheaper than ink... Booze - cheaper than ink (Yeah!!) - wierd drinks aka Red Bull.. even cheaper!!.
And mixed .. the average price drops even further .... Vodka + Red Bull... Penicilline +Human Blood .... Vodka + Human Blood.....Vodka+Redbull+Human Blood+Bottled water (usually in that order on Saturday nights). This all smacks of a conspiracy to malign all ink manufacturers .. imagine .. Booze is cheaper than ink!!! Or perhaps.. HP et al are responsible for cheap Vodka.. just to inspire (or intoxicate) crappy writers to print more .. crap.

The birth control problem continues unabated in the UK and as a diversification strategy, celebs have been roped in to help out! Ostensibly, Sara Jessica Parker has been roped in by UK parmacy "Boots" to provide a new "male repellant" - perfect for you or your hormonally wild teen...
Unless Boots has corrected it, a search for Durex throws up the finest from Sara Jessica Parker stable...


El Reg goes on to add "We can only assume that Sarah Jessica Parker's fragrance acts as a sort of priapic male repellent - you slap some on and your other half immediately loses wood and pushes off down the pub. This, of course, leaves you plenty of time to enjoy the solo delights of petting the beaver with copious amounts of Boots lube jelly. Lovely."

And you wonder why IT jobs are being outsourced to India!
Cheers
till next time..........