The birth control problem continues unabated in the UK and as a diversification strategy, celebs have been roped in to help out! Ostensibly, Sara Jessica Parker has been roped in by UK parmacy "Boots" to provide a new "male repellant" - perfect for you or your hormonally wild teen...
Unless Boots has corrected it, a search for Durex throws up the finest from Sara Jessica Parker stable...


El Reg goes on to add "We can only assume that Sarah Jessica Parker's fragrance acts as a sort of priapic male repellent - you slap some on and your other half immediately loses wood and pushes off down the pub. This, of course, leaves you plenty of time to enjoy the solo delights of petting the beaver with copious amounts of Boots lube jelly. Lovely."

And you wonder why IT jobs are being outsourced to India!
Cheers
till next time..........