Safety aspects of using both front seats in a car
Enough of the frivolous chatter - now I would like to dish out some (unsolicited) practical advice on being generally safe. Now all of us have relationships, well almost everyone. .. and many a times things reach that point in the relationship when one must take it to the next level.. usually that point is after dinner in the inside of a car. Which should be a pretty safe place you would think.. dark tints etc would make you safe from the prying eyes of Pandu Havaldar. However, when taking the relationship to the next level, (making out in the car since we are all very impatient), do resist the temptation to meet across the front seats..why you ask? Because a) you just might shift the gear into neutral and..... b) what happened to one Mr.Dalal could happen to you. Young Mr.Dalal, a fresh MBA and budding investment banker, decided to cap off a rather successful date with a make out session at the lake side (the lake was like Powai lake minus hiranandani gardens and significantly larger). Having made a move which elicited a positive response from his lady love, things began to get...better. A few minutes into the session, someones foot entangled the wires under the steering wheel - and ripped them clean out! Now this is about 20 odd wires which control, among other things, headlights, ignition and all other electricals. Well, the session abruptly came to an end as the alarm went off... as did any hope of another date after Mr.D and the lady had to trek some 15 miles to get help.
To be continued........
Enough of the frivolous chatter - now I would like to dish out some (unsolicited) practical advice on being generally safe. Now all of us have relationships, well almost everyone. .. and many a times things reach that point in the relationship when one must take it to the next level.. usually that point is after dinner in the inside of a car. Which should be a pretty safe place you would think.. dark tints etc would make you safe from the prying eyes of Pandu Havaldar. However, when taking the relationship to the next level, (making out in the car since we are all very impatient), do resist the temptation to meet across the front seats..why you ask? Because a) you just might shift the gear into neutral and..... b) what happened to one Mr.Dalal could happen to you. Young Mr.Dalal, a fresh MBA and budding investment banker, decided to cap off a rather successful date with a make out session at the lake side (the lake was like Powai lake minus hiranandani gardens and significantly larger). Having made a move which elicited a positive response from his lady love, things began to get...better. A few minutes into the session, someones foot entangled the wires under the steering wheel - and ripped them clean out! Now this is about 20 odd wires which control, among other things, headlights, ignition and all other electricals. Well, the session abruptly came to an end as the alarm went off... as did any hope of another date after Mr.D and the lady had to trek some 15 miles to get help.
To be continued........
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