My Idea of The Perfect Woman
Well not mine really.... putting out stuff like this is likely to prove suicidal at some future date - haunting past and all that..However, here's a weekend compilation of opinions:
To open the argument .. the perfect woman according to the Irish..
She can drive a diesel Ford Transit van around the old 13 mile Nurburgring in 10 mins 8 secs, she was ripping past Porsches and motorbikes like it was going out of style. As a comparison the host went around in an S type Jag diesel in 9.59. She is an attractive blonde who can drive like the wind, what more could you want in a woman?
Mate, get a grip, she was trying to get away from you!
Whereas Red Bailey says: Awww come on guys, we all know the perfect woman is a deaf-mute with a very short-term memory who looks like Marilyn Monroe......
To which Vpatrick adds.. "Who Never gets a Headache"
yes.. cerebral ailment is is bummer.......
The calssic one: Blonde, Big Breasted, Deaf and Dumb, Nymphomaniac who owns a pub near a racecourse.
If wishes were horses...........
However, at a more fundamental level, there is an animated discussion regarding the very existence of the perfect woman:
Using the Santa Clause, Prefect Man and Perfect Woman argument, for an interactive version look at this site, amply illustrating how driving skills and perfection are related.
The contrary opinion is presented by the kind volunteers at Uncyclopedia in whose esteemed opinion
"The first recorded stories of a perfect woman date from around 8,000,000,000 BC (give or take a couple million years. Though in this early age, she is merely referred to as a mythological creature. There are no recorded sightings of a perfect woman. Over the years the concept begins to change into more of a legend, a creature of which only one single specimen exists. Though the idea of a woman may very well have started out as a fantasy, the common consensus amongst scientists is that she may very well exist or have existed, or even may still be to exist in the future"
John Succinctly sums it up...
"Perfect Woman" : Oxymoron
In Other news: A scientist has a nagging feeling he has left the 9 million volt particle accelerator running..
Brickbats and Beers at the usual place.... Have a great weekend!
Well not mine really.... putting out stuff like this is likely to prove suicidal at some future date - haunting past and all that..However, here's a weekend compilation of opinions:
To open the argument .. the perfect woman according to the Irish..
She can drive a diesel Ford Transit van around the old 13 mile Nurburgring in 10 mins 8 secs, she was ripping past Porsches and motorbikes like it was going out of style. As a comparison the host went around in an S type Jag diesel in 9.59. She is an attractive blonde who can drive like the wind, what more could you want in a woman?
Mate, get a grip, she was trying to get away from you!
Whereas Red Bailey says: Awww come on guys, we all know the perfect woman is a deaf-mute with a very short-term memory who looks like Marilyn Monroe......
To which Vpatrick adds.. "Who Never gets a Headache"
yes.. cerebral ailment is is bummer.......
The calssic one: Blonde, Big Breasted, Deaf and Dumb, Nymphomaniac who owns a pub near a racecourse.
If wishes were horses...........
However, at a more fundamental level, there is an animated discussion regarding the very existence of the perfect woman:
Using the Santa Clause, Prefect Man and Perfect Woman argument, for an interactive version look at this site, amply illustrating how driving skills and perfection are related.
The contrary opinion is presented by the kind volunteers at Uncyclopedia in whose esteemed opinion
"The first recorded stories of a perfect woman date from around 8,000,000,000 BC (give or take a couple million years. Though in this early age, she is merely referred to as a mythological creature. There are no recorded sightings of a perfect woman. Over the years the concept begins to change into more of a legend, a creature of which only one single specimen exists. Though the idea of a woman may very well have started out as a fantasy, the common consensus amongst scientists is that she may very well exist or have existed, or even may still be to exist in the future"
John Succinctly sums it up...
"Perfect Woman" : Oxymoron
In Other news: A scientist has a nagging feeling he has left the 9 million volt particle accelerator running..
Brickbats and Beers at the usual place.... Have a great weekend!
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